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Venus 5: Eps 1-2 (1994) (English dub)

The Rule of First Adopters states that porn is always the first to make use of new technology. I’d add that porn is also quick to jump on the bandwagon whenever a specific piece of media gets popular. Hence, we have Venus 5, an early porno spoof of Sailor Moon, in which the five Venus Warriors, led by Venus Pink, fight to stop the lecherous Inma Empire from conquering the world.

I enjoy Venus 5 as a historical curiosity, but in most respects it’s quite mediocre. It’s not even much of a porn parody, just a clone of Sailor Moon with skimpier outfits and rape-ier villains. You’d probably have a better time jerking off to the original Sailor Moon! Certainly Sailor Moon’s transformations are sexier than Venus 5’s. (Oops, did I say that out loud?)

Porn-wise, it’s just a bunch of forgettable rape and orgy scenes courtesy of the sex-fiend villains. The men are all either grotesque monsters, ugly/old/fat guys, or a male version of Luna (yes, THE CAT) with prominent junk who gets raped a lot by the villains. There’s a bit of belligerent lesbian stuff between the villainess and the heroines’ boss, but no, you don’t get to see any of the Sailor Scouts do each other. What a waste!

Plot and character-wise, it’s exactly like Sailor Moon, except for the girls’ boss, Aphrodite, who is a HUGE BITCH. I quite enjoyed that, since it’s more faithful to the original douchebag Greek Gods than what you usually see. Action-wise, it’s very cheap, with brief fight scenes that rely heavily on the ol’ shaky freeze frame. The English dub is bad, but not terrible enough to be funny.

Bottom line: If you want to see a decent porn version of Sailor Moon, watch the Papillon Rose OVA.

those costumes are really ugly tbh

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